Quote: 1)if you try to stop us or vamp out in any way, ill stake you without even thinking twice 2)chill out 1)yeah. ok
Quote: death by stereo
Quote: One thing about living in Santa Clara I never could stomach was all the damn vampires.
Quote: Don't kill me. I'm basically a good kid.
Quote: 1. Where are you from, Krypton? 2. Phoenix, actually. But lucky me. We moved... here.
Quote: I Still Believe
Quote: Don't kill me. I basically a good kid.
Quote: Where are we going?
Nowhere.
So what's the rush?


Quote: Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire.
Quote: Grandpa : Hey, anything around here that might pass for aftershave?
Sam Emerson : How about some Windex, Grandpa?
Grandpa : Yeah, yeah, let me try some of that.
Michael: You have a big date tonight, Grandpa?
Grandpa : I'm going to drop my handiwork by the widow Johnson.
Michael: What'd ya stuff for her? Mr. Johnson?

Quote: Sam: Got a problem, guys?
Edgar: Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.
Sam: Pretty cool, huh?
Alan: For a fashion victim.

Quote: The bloodsucking Brady Bunch!
Quote: Max : Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless.
Sam: Did you know that?
Edgar: Sure. Everyone knows that.
Quote: Edgar: If you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it!
Sam: Chill out Edgar.
Edgar: [coming to his senses] Right.

Quote: You know that place between asleep and awake...Where you still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you; that's where I'll always be waiting.
Quote: DAVID:Stop fighting me Michael, i don't want to kill you, Join us! MICHAEL:Never! DAVID:Its too late my bloods in your veins. MICHAEL:So is mine!
Quote: 1. I bet you hate garlic dont you! 2. No, i LIKE garlic...its just a little much...its RAW garlic
Quote: (After an arrow misses him) YOU MISSED SUCKA!!!
Quote: Edgar-Goodnite Blood Sucker
Quote: Kill your brother. You'll feel better.
Quote: 1. You think we just work in this comic book store for our folks huh? 2. Actually, I thought it was a bakery.
Quote: My own brother a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire! Oh, you wait 'til mom finds out buddy.
Quote: One thing I never could stomach about Santa Carla. All the damn vampires...
Quote: Maggots, ******. you're eating maggots
Quote: HOLY SHIT IT'S THE ATTACK OF EDDY MUNSTER!!!
Quote: Grandpa: If there's one thing I could never understand about living in Santa Carla, all the damn vampiers.
Quote: Burn rubber, does not mean, warp speed!
Quote: Magets michael, your eating magets, how do they taste?
Quote: HOLLY SHIT! ITS THE ATTACK OF EDDIE MUNSTER!!
Quote: one thing i never could stomach about ana carla (pause)all the damn vampires
Quote: 'My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire.'
Quote: One thing about livin' in Santa Carla I never could stomach -- all the damn vampires!
Quote: 1:where ya going Star?2: for a ride
Quote: Great! The blood-sucking Brady Bunch!
Quote: So...now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael. And you'll never die. But you must feed.
Quote: You drank someones blood are you crazy!
Quote: Grandpa:Now when the mail man brings the tv guide sometimes theres a little corner rolled up you may be tempted to rip it off but don't.. Sam: wait! so you do have a tv? Grandpa:No but I like to read the tv guide, read the tv guide u don't need a tv.
Quote: 1)What the hell you doin huh????!!!!(punches (2) 3)NOOOOO!!!! 1)Just you...come on...just you...2)How far you willin' to go michael??
Quote: How are the maggots Michael? Maggots,you're eating maggots. How do they taste?
Quote: 1) You're a vampire Mike! I knew it! 2) I am NOT! 1) Then what are you? Some flying nun!?
Quote: 1) Burn Rubber! CHRIST! 2) Burn rubber does NOT mean Warp Speed!
Quote: 1) Michael! You know the rules about fillin the car up with gas when you take her out. 2) No Grandpa.. 1) Well.. now you do.
Quote: 1)Now when the TV Guide comes in the mail sometimes the label will be curled up like that. You'll be tempted to rip it off but don't. It only rips the cover and I don't like that 2) Wait. You have a TV? 1) No, I just read the TV Guide. You read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV.
Quote: I think my mom's dating the head vampire.
Quote: Chill out Edgar!
Quote: So now you know what we are, and now you know what you are. You'll never grow old Michael and you'll never die, but you must feed!
Quote: (1)how are those maggots?
(2)huh?
(1)maggots, michael. you're eating maggots. how do they taste?

Quote: kill your brother, you'll feel better!

Quote: now you know what we are, now you know what you are. you'll never grow old, michael, and you'll never die. but you must feed!

Quote: burn rubber does not mean warp speed
Quote: burn rubber does not mean warp speed
Quote: David: How do those maggots taste Micheal? They're maggots, you're eating maggots Micheal.
Quote: Star: It's a rip-off. If you want your ear peirced I'll do it for you.
Quote: We were their age once, but they dress better.
Quote: flies and the undead go together like... bullets and guns.
Quote: JESUS!!!!!!
Quote: great, it's the blood-sucking brady bunch
Quote: Sam: What are you then? the flying nun!
Michael: I'm your brother!
Quote: (1)Is it true that Santa Carla is the murder captial of the world? (2)Well let me put it this way, if all the corpses buried around here were to stand up at once, we would have a hell of a population problem.
Quote: Don't kill anybody till we get back to you.
Quote: (1)Why Nanooke attack you like that Michael (2)He was protecting you.
Quote: (1)I made you imortal (2)You made me a killer.
Quote: Kill your brother, you'll feel better..
Quote: Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You'll never grow old Michael, and you'll never die. But you must feed.
Quote: its a good movie
Quote: it is a good movie and i like it
Quote: How can 1 billion chinese people be wrong?
Quote: Mike: This is a pretty cool place Sam: yeah if theres a texas chainsaw massacure
Quote: How far are you willing to go, Michael?
Quote: (person #2 opens door and finds a man on the door step)1)Hey...you must be Michael (sticks hand out for a handshake)(person #2 stares at hand, but doesn't shake) 2) And you must be Max. 1)...well, you're the man of the house and I'm not coming in until you invite me. 2) You're invited. 1)Well, thanks very much.
Quote: Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael, and you'll never die...but you must feed (wipes blood from a fresh kill away from mouth). ha, hahaha,HAHAHAHAHA!!
Quote: Sam: Lose the ear ring, Michael. It's not you.
Michael: Piss off.
Sam: Hey, what's with the attitude. Been watchin' to much Dynasty, Pal.
Quote: 1.)Join us Michael. My blood is in your veins. 2.) So is mine!
Quote: Ther're only noodels Michael.
Quote: first :I don't like horror comics
second:think of it more as a survival manual, our number is on the back and pray you'll never need to call us
first:I'll pray I never need to call ya (hahaha)
Quote: So, now you know what we are...now you know what you are. You'll never grow old Michael and you'll never die. But you must feed!
Quote: I don't know Mike it's not like getting a D at school...
Quote: (david) What, you dont like rice? Tell me Michael, how can a billion chinese people be wrong?
Quote: (Michael) I didn't invite you this time,max
Quote: (sam) Death by stereo!
Quote: (edgar) Does he sleep during the day, have long fingernails and bad breath? (sam) He does sleep during the day, his fingernails are a little longer but he always had bad breath.
Quote: (mum) I know that this is a terrible thing to admit, but one of the reasons that i divorced your dad was because he did not believe in the closet monster.
Quote: (David) My blood is in your veins (micheal) So is mine
Quote: (allen) It's the attack of eddie munster
Quote: (sam) Mum's on the phone (michael) give me my glasses (sam) you need sungalsses to talk on the phone, are you freebasing? Enquiring minds want to know.
Quote: (micheal) Piss off (sam) all you do is give attitude lately, been watching to much Dynisty?.
Quote: Now you know what we are, and you know what you are. You will never grow old, but you must feed.
Quote: 1)Is she one if them (star floats up) she is one of them, and don't tell me that is does not make her a bad person.
Quote: 1)So you have a t.v? 2) No i just read the t.v guid, if you read the t.v guide you don't need a t.v
Quote: my blood is in your vains

The quotes above are distinct quotations from the associated movie.